Just found my missing wine glass in the garden. When I say wine glass I mean tumbler. When I say garden I mean yard. Considering the dogs have raced around there for the last few days it’s a miracle it’s unbroken. There was some liquid in, but no idea if it was old white wine or Noodle piss. Trying to give up booze yet again. Putting £3 a day in a jar to save up for Things.